best thing in life is when you can hear the singer breathe into the microphone
why cant people appreciate how much effort i put into not becoming a serial killer
(Source: princeofdragondildos, via shotssofglitter)
| Mom: | It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be- |
| Me: | *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night* |
| real life: | assume straight until proven gay |
| tumblr: | assume gay until proven straight |
| fangirls: | when proven straight assume it’s a lie |
pussy wants harry as much as harry wants pussy
(Source: cheesecakecats, via leavemesomesugar)
